We all know that booze on cruise ships is notoriously expensive, for mostly poor quality products. In others words, you won't be finding any Trust Me Vodka anywhere on board. We can't live without Trust Me Vodka for ten days, but also can't, in good conscience, tell you how to sneak it on board. Nor would we, because nobody likes a snitch. But what we CAN tell you is how NOT to sneak booze on board, because they're on to all you booze smugglers. We did a little research and found they are calling you out on their BLOGS, fam. So, time to get more creative.